137 Funny hate quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about cutting straight to the point! 😅 It's like saying 'I don't dislike you, I just prefer life without your presence.' 🤷‍♂️ A savage yet oddly diplomatic way of expressing feelings, don't you think? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to politely express your feelings! 🤷‍♂️ It's like saying, "I don't dislike you, but can you do it from a different dimension, please?" 😂 #ExistentialFriendshipStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

  Commentary:
  "Having work dreams is like getting unpaid overtime in your sleep! 😴💼 But hey, at least your brain is committed to the job, right? 🧠💸 #WorkHardDreamHarder"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic passive-cleaner dilemma! 🙈 It's like a love-hate relationship with the mess, huh? Your house is doing its own little dance party while you give it side-eye from the comfort of your couch. Who will emerge victorious in the battle of wills – you or the mess? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Domestic Drama'! 🏠🧹"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even Karma is lagging behind schedule for some quick justice! 🕰️ Don't worry, I'm sure the universe will catch up… eventually. Maybe invest in some patience in the meantime! 😅⏳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a designated bathroom when you have a heart full of revenge 💩🚽? Just make sure to spray some air freshener after your 'bathroom redecoration' session 🌬️🤣 #PettyBathroomDesigns"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Lost: several pens, countless papers, a little bit of sanity, and a handful of dreams. Reward: a stress ball and a well-deserved break. 🖊️📄😅💭 #WorkStruggles"

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