It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Commentary:
"Taking a nap and waking up with a headache is like hitting the reset button on your brain, only to find out it's still running the same glitchy software! 💤🤕 #NapFail"

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it's a bloody headache.

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of naming an airport after JFK when it can feel more like a warzone of stress and delays sometimes! 💆‍♂️🛫 Maybe they should rename it TSA – "Trying to Survive Airport"! 😆 #TravelWoes

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Commentary:
Naps are like a game of Russian roulette 🎲💤 You never know if you'll emerge feeling like a majestic unicorn 🦄 or a confused time traveler from the past 🕰️😂 Choose wisely or risk waking up questioning your existence!

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Commentary:
😂 "Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. Because nothing distracts you from a headache better than an intense toe-ache! Remember, pain is temporary, but the memory of stubbing your toe will last forever. 😅🦶 #LifeHacks"

Today I told my daughter she's giving me a headache! She told me "For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer."

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Commentary:
Looks like your daughter has a quick humor processor and a perfect response algorithm installed! 😄👩‍💻 It seems like customer service skills are in her genes – must be a family feature! 🧠💬 #SassGameStrong

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Commentary:
"Sound advice: Take your medicine and avoid mini humans – nobody wants a headache, especially not from mischievous kiddos! 🤕💊👶"