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13 Funny headache quotes

Funny headache quotes offer a humorous twist to those days when it feels like your head just won’t quit! πŸ€•πŸ˜‚ These quotes capture the comedic side of enduring a pounding head, turning a frustrating situation into a reason to smile. Whether it’s poking fun at the remedies we try or the quirks of living with a headache, these quotes are sure to lighten the mood and provide some much-needed relief through laughter. Enjoy the chuckles and remember, sometimes humor is the best medicine! πŸ˜„πŸ’Š

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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