Funny headache quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate game of 'Head-ache-tective!' 🔍🧠😅 Who needs puzzles when your body is a mystery, right? 😂💧🍕💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the elusive and rare human manifestation of a headache, talkative, demanding, and ever-present. 🤯💆‍♂️ Beware, approach with caution, and keep aspirin close by at all times!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Taking a nap and waking up with a headache is like hitting the reset button on your brain, only to find out it's still running the same glitchy software! 💤🤕 #NapFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of naming an airport after JFK when it can feel more like a warzone of stress and delays sometimes! 💆‍♂️🛫 Maybe they should rename it TSA – "Trying to Survive Airport"! 😆 #TravelWoes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

  Commentary:
  Naps are like a game of Russian roulette 🎲💤 You never know if you'll emerge feeling like a majestic unicorn 🦄 or a confused time traveler from the past 🕰️😂 Choose wisely or risk waking up questioning your existence!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. Because nothing distracts you from a headache better than an intense toe-ache! Remember, pain is temporary, but the memory of stubbing your toe will last forever. 😅🦶 #LifeHacks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like your daughter has a quick humor processor and a perfect response algorithm installed! 😄👩‍💻 It seems like customer service skills are in her genes – must be a family feature! 🧠💬 #SassGameStrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

  Commentary:
  "Sound advice: Take your medicine and avoid mini humans – nobody wants a headache, especially not from mischievous kiddos! 🤕💊👶"

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