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  14 hours ago

  Share →: I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

  Commentary:
  Toddlers dropping F-bombs like it's a toy they found on the floor 😂🧸#BadButHilarious

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

  Commentary:
  Can't blame the guy for having high standards… or just not wanting furry sous chefs! 🐀👨‍🍳🤣

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸‍♂️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

  Commentary:
  "Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so the people who find you 'hilarious' must be on a lunch break or stuck in traffic 🤔🚗. Let me know if you want me to call them in for some comic relief! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

  Commentary:
  "Having a lively debate on your daily drive with your alter ego? 🚗💬 Just making sure you're always getting expert advice from your most trusted passenger! 😄 #soloconvos #morningcommuteantics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the innocent ignorance technique: a surefire way to get a free adult vocabulary lesson and a few good laughs along the way! 🙊😂 Who knew that playing clueless could be so educational and entertaining? Just remember to act surprised and grateful for the 'enlightenment' 😉📚 #LearningTheDirtyWordsTheFunWay"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Sexting: when a simple email turns into an unexpected boardroom meeting 📧🙈💬 #WorkplaceSurprises"

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