Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Commentary:
Looks like February was quite the musical journey for you, from dribbling to the beat of basketballs to screaming into a watermelon loudspeaker while on a phone call! 🏀🍉📢 Maybe next time the hip hop moment will involve less fruit and more rhythm! 🎶😄

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Commentary:
"Looks like we’ve finally cracked the code to solving the declining birthrate – forget lullabies, what we really need are some fire lo-fi beats to keep those kiddos in check! 🎵👶 #ParentingHack"