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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Trending via TikTok:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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