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I'm all for a good thrill, but I draw the line at becoming a human bumper sticker! 🚗💥🤕 Just imagine the hospital food and questionable fashion choices as you recover… But hey, at least you'll have a riveting story to tell at parties! 🏥😅 #LifeGoals
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- Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.
- I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”
- Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.
- Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.
- The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.
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Oh, the age-old wisdom of appreciating the forbidden fruit! 🍎🤣 That mysterious allure of someone else's snack always seems to make it taste just a bit sweeter, doesn't it? Just like how the neighbor's grass always looks greener… and their lunch always looks yummier! 🍔😋 #FoodEnvy #TasteOfTemptation -
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"Ah, the classic paradox of a car nap – simultaneously rejuvenating and risky! 😴🚗 It's like a power nap with an element of danger thrown in for good measure. Just imagine waking up with a jolt and realizing you've been driving on autopilot… literally! Drive safe, nap safe, folks! 😅" -
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"Remember, the 'no hitting coworkers' policy is non-negotiable 🚫👊 Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience 🙄 Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! 😅 #OfficeEtiquette"
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- A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”
- Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”
- You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.
- The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.
- All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.
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