34 Funny hobby quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

  Commentary:
  "Who says men can't multitask? 🏈🚚✋ The ideal man is a pro at juggling cool thoughts like tossing a football, cruising in a monster truck, and doling out high fives like it's his full-time job! Just another day in the life of a true legend."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true connoisseur of the finer things in life! 🍷💬😬 Who needs boring hobbies when you can excel at the art of intriguing conversation and keeping things spicy? Cheers to being fabulously unconventional! 🥂💁‍♂️😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate art of Hobbysomnia – where one masters the skills of snoozing and waking up feeling like they just ran a marathon in their dreams! 😴🏃‍♂️ Sweet dreams, sweaty awakenings! 😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs accurate dinosaur knowledge when you've got a built-in corrector at home? 🦖👩‍🔬 Let the misidentification games begin! 🤭 #DadJokes #ParentingWin"

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