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When you peaked in crayon skills and downhill bike races… 🎨🚴♂️ #AdultingIsOverrated
60 Funny hobby quotes
I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.
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Who knew a piece of metal could unlock the secret to eternal youth? 🔩😂🎉
I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.
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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.
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When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.
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When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise
I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.
Commentary:
Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! 🌱❌📚🥘
The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.
Commentary:
"Who knew birdwatching was just a gateway to accepting my inner old person vibes! Time to grab the binoculars and start squawking! 🦜👀😅"
Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!
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"Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣"
Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.
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"Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"
My favorite hobby is withering away.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"