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“When life gets tough, my cat says, ‘More naps, less stress!’ ”

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27 minutes ago
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“When the agenda is just two people slapping each other with spreadsheets! ”

conflict, fight, fist, fist fight, frustration, humor, meeting, sarcasm, workplace

32 minutes ago
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“Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. ”

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8 hours ago
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“When did Monday get a fast pass? #WeekendPleaseComeBack”

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8 hours ago
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“When life gives you potatoes, make ‘Bavarian Butter’! ”

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8 hours ago
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“When you say ‘come here’ and they hear ‘do absolutely nothing’ #Catologia”

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9 hours ago
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“When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. ”

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9 hours ago
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“His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! ”

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10 hours ago
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“Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! Hold onto your snacks, it’s going to be a hilarious ride! ”

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10 hours ago
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“Guess I have a PhD in Unticklology! ”

emotion, fancy, humor, irony, sadness, sarcasm, things, wit

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