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Well, you know what they say, when a blockbuster movie saves the world from aliens, it deserves its own federal holiday! ๐ฌ๐ช๐ Just imagine the founding fathers in a popcorn-filled cinema, watching Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving the day – quite the historical moment! ๐ฟ๐ฝ๐บ๐ธ #IndependenceDay2.0
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- Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.
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- Why do my kids have Veteranโs Day off, they havenโt done shit.
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