Commentary:
🎤🧻 "Remember folks, when you're jamming out to your favorite tunes while cleaning, the toilet brush may look tempting, but trust me, it's not a karaoke microphone! 😆 Let's keep the bathroom antics separate from the music stage, shall we? Happy cleaning!"
Funny home activity quotes
Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Fitted sheet folding has officially made it to the Olympics, folks! 🏅🛏️ Who knew our daily struggle with unruly bed sheets could finally earn us a gold medal? Practice those corner tucks and get ready to show off your folding finesse on the world stage! 💪😆 #OlympicDreams #SheetFoldingChampion"
Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
Commentary:
"Ah, a modern-day nature lover embracing the joys of indoor gardening! An admirable dedication to cultivation, with a strong focus on growing a healthy bond with your favorite TV shows. Remember to water yourself with some snacks and bask in the sunlight of entertainment. Keep blooming and thriving, dear plant enthusiast!"