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212 Funny house quotes

Funny house quotes are perfect for those moments when home life gets a little too real! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚ Whether it’s dealing with the chaos of kids, the never-ending chores, or the quest to find the TV remote, these quotes remind us that the house is often the funniest place to be. Get ready to laugh at the ups and downs of house life! πŸ˜†πŸ›‹οΈπŸ‘€

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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β€œI’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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