15 Funny hug quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

  Commentary:
  "Spice up your hugs with a dash of intrigue and a sprinkle of pure magic by whispering, 'the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!' 👀✨ Who knows, you might just summon some extra magical cuddle powers! 🧙‍♂️🤗 #HugGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

  Commentary:
  Well, if they're really that deprived of hugs, they might as well start a "Bro Hug Club" 🤗👬 Who needs a significant other when you've got your bros for cuddles, am I right? 😄 #TeamBroHug

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

  Commentary:
  "Free Hugs: Making humans happy, but terrifying snakes since forever. 🐍🤗 Just a friendly reminder to watch where you offer your affection! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

  Commentary:
  Trying to control a class full of energetic students can feel like attempting to hug a tornado 🌪️💨 – you're just left spinning in circles wondering what just happened! It's a whirlwind of chaos and excitement all rolled into one lesson plan!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like this person is aspiring to be the reigning king of 'Where's my hug?' requests – in the least ideal location possible! 🙅‍♂️🤣 Maybe it's time to reconsider their life choices before diving into the world of prison etiquette! 🔒😅"

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