Funny human body quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

  Commentary:
  Oh great, just what I needed—stress pimples, the sequel 🤦‍♂️😂 #SkincareGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the marvels of the human body – a complex machine that comes with no instruction manual and requires constant TLC! 🤔💪 Just imagine the designer going, 'Let's include random sneezing and a brain that craves both salad and ice cream – that'll keep things interesting!' 😂 #JustHumanThings"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the talent of being able to hit all the wrong nerves with surgical precision! It's like listening to a symphony of frustration played by a maestro of annoyance. Bravo, dear irritants, bravo!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy coffee machine when you have the power of a half-open eye and emergency brain mode? ☕️😄 Don't underestimate the incredible capabilities of the human body – it's the ultimate coffee-making machine!"

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