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Funny human body quotes are the perfect way to laugh at our quirky, imperfect selves 😂🧠 From unexpected aches to hilarious habits, these witty lines celebrate everything that makes us wonderfully human 🤪💪 Ready to giggle at the weird and wonderful? Let’s dive into the lighter side of anatomy and tickle your funny bone! 🎉🤣

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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