23 Funny humans quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe aliens are just waiting for us to get our act together before they make their grand entrance 👽🤦‍♂️ After all, who can blame them for wanting to distance themselves from our drama-filled planet? 🌍😂 #AlienShame"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! 🐾 Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? 🍖😂 Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! 🏥 #DoctorVsVet"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

  Commentary:
  It's funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a "day." 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, "Well, the sun's done its thing, guess it's time to hit the hay!" 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun

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