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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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Reported on Reddit:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Just landed via Facebook:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Trending via Snapchat:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Breaking via TikTok:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Live now on YouTube:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Spotted on TikTok:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Reported on Discord:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Spotted on Twitch:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Trending via Reddit:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Just shared via Threads:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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