Funny quotes interest

17 Funny interest quotes

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

1 month ago

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

1 month ago

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

1 month ago

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

1 month ago

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

3 months ago

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

3 months ago

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

3 months ago

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

3 months ago

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

3 months ago

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

3 months ago

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

3 months ago

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

3 months ago

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

3 months ago

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

3 months ago

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

3 months ago

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

3 months ago

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

3 months ago