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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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27 Funny interest quotes

Funny interest quotes bring a smile 😄 and a spark of curiosity 🔥 to everyday moments. Whether you’re obsessed with quirky hobbies 🎨 or just love a clever twist on what makes us tick 🧠, these gems keep the vibe light and entertaining. Ready to laugh and get inspired? Let’s dive into some witty takes that celebrate all the weird and wonderful things that catch our attention! 🚀✨

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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My interest is now piqued, and just like my eyebrows, it's staying raised! 🤨😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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When you peaked in crayon skills and downhill bike races… 🎨🚴‍♂️ #AdultingIsOverrated
2 weeks ago
Share →: What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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Welcome to the prestigious field of Professional Couch Enthusiast! 🛋️😴🏆
3 weeks ago
Share →: I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Relationship goals: synchronizing our eye rolls 😆🙄❤️
3 weeks ago
Share →: Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
2 months ago
Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Commentary:
"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"
2 months ago
Share →: Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Commentary:
"When she's giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Commentary:
"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"
3 months ago
Share →: Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Commentary:
"When you pick up the 'snooze-inducer,' but the plot twists have other plans! 📚😂😴"
3 months ago
Share →: Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of someone running a one-woman marathon—without even breaking a sweat! 🏃‍♀️💨 When she's not into you, she's probably got a million things to do… and zero time for your dramas. 😅💁‍♀️ Guess it's time to let her busy schedule keep her company—preferably somewhere far, far away from your inbox! 📭😂

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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