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17 Funny interest quotes

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025