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Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Making waves on Threads:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Just landed via Twitch:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Going bananas on Slack:

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Live now on Pinterest:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

36 Funny interest quotes

Funny interest quotes bring a smile 😄 and a spark of curiosity 🔥 to everyday moments. Whether you’re obsessed with quirky hobbies 🎨 or just love a clever twist on what makes us tick 🧠, these gems keep the vibe light and entertaining. Ready to laugh and get inspired? Let’s dive into some witty takes that celebrate all the weird and wonderful things that catch our attention! 🚀✨

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

12 hours ago

attention, friend, friendship, having, hyperfixation, interest, nobody, privilege, shows, support
Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

16 hours ago

case, correction, grammar, humor, interest, just, know, language, peaked, piqued, spelling, usage, word, word usage
No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

20 hours ago

better, dating, flirt, guy, humor, interest, interested, irony, sarcasm
I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

3 weeks ago

Avatar, born, disappointment, fandom, humor, i, interest, unfortunately
In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

3 weeks ago

20s, 30s, actually, childhood, growth, hobby, important, interest, interests, kid, niche, niche interest, personal, personal growth, rediscovery, self, self-discovery, something, start, thirty, twenty, younger, younger self
Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

2 months ago

anything, everything, exaggeration, humor, interest, interested, sarcasm
Did you seriously just pique my interest?

2 months ago

curiosity, expression, humor, interest, just, phrase, sarcasm, seriously, surprise
Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

2 months ago

6th, 6th grade, ask, back, grade, hobby, humor, i, interest, life, lost, me, please, sarcasm, teenage, teenage years, year’s
What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

2 months ago

career, good, humor, interest, interests, job, jobs, motivation, passion, skill, skills, social, social skill, someone, strength, strengths
I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

2 months ago

annoyance, annoyed, compatibility, cringe, dating, humor, humorous, i, interest, just, relationship, same, shared, shared interest, someone, things, want

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77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

92 shares on Threads this month:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

81 shares on Threads this month:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Trending via Discord:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Spotted on WeChat:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Just landed via Discord:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

Spotted on Slack:

There’s a certain nothing about you.

Just landed via Instagram:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Just landed via Instagram:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

Going viral on Threads:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Spreading quickly via X:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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