30 Funny interest quotes — Wordgag ツ

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

4 days ago4 days ago

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

1 month ago1 month ago

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

2 months ago2 months ago

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

2 months ago2 months ago

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

2 months ago2 months ago

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

2 months ago2 months ago

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

4 months ago4 months ago

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

4 months ago4 months ago

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

4 months ago4 months ago

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

4 months ago4 months ago

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

6 months ago

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

6 months ago

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

6 months ago

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

6 months ago6 months ago

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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Jan 29, 2025