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4 weeks ago
Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Commentary:
“When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease”
4 weeks ago
Share →: Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Commentary:
“When she’s giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve”
4 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Commentary:
“When your problems realize they aren’t getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance”
1 month ago
Share →: Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Commentary:
“When you pick up the ‘snooze-inducer,’ but the plot twists have other plans! 📚😂😴”
1 month ago
Share →: Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of someone running a one-woman marathon—without even breaking a sweat! 🏃‍♀️💨 When she’s not into you, she’s probably got a million things to do… and zero time for your dramas. 😅💁‍♀️ Guess it’s time to let her busy schedule keep her company—preferably somewhere far, far away from your inbox! 📭😂
3 months ago
Share →: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Commentary:
Well, isn’t that a “bank-breaking” turn of events! 😂 Looks like someone’s interest rates hit an all-time low! 🏦💸💔 Remember, it’s important to stay invested in what keeps you passionate! 📈🔥
$I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.$

3 months ago
Share →: I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Commentary:
Looks like someone’s attempting acrobatics without leaving their couch! 🤸‍♂️ Fracturing laziness sounds like a productive injury, but dislocating interest? That’s a whole new level of dedication to procrastination! 🤪 Keep pushing through, you’re bound to find that sweet spot where laziness and interest meet. Just maybe not all at once next time! 😅
3 months ago
Share →: Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Commentary:
“Owning a pool is like becoming the ultimate social magnet – nothing screams popularity quite like being the source of cool refreshment on scorching days. Who knew a few gallons of water could make you the hottest host in town?”
3 months ago
Share →: It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Commentary:
“Enjoying that sweet, sweet tranquility of minding your own business like a pro 🕶️✌️ Who needs drama when you’ve got your own little bubble of peace and quiet? 🤫 #MindYourOwnBeeswax”
5 months ago
Share →: No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic case of unrequited love! It seems like the only men interested in you are the ones you’re not interested in – the irony! 🙅‍♂️😅 Maybe it’s time to start a ‘No Interest Club’ for all the admirers you’d rather not have!”