Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of unrequited love! It seems like the only men interested in you are the ones you're not interested in – the irony! 🙅♂️😅 Maybe it's time to start a 'No Interest Club' for all the admirers you'd rather not have!"
37 Funny interest quotes
The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of rebranding oneself from suspect to person of interest! It's all about keeping up appearances, darling 💁♂️🕵️♂️. Who knew a change in title could make such a difference in the eyes of the law? Detective fashion advice: always look good, even when suspected of looking bad! 🔍👀 #GlamCriminal"
Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
Commentary:
🎬 "Buckle up, folks! This movie isn't messing around with just love triangles and car chases. No siree! Get ready for the thrilling rollercoaster of 'Adult Themes' including the heart-pounding journey of interest rates, the suspenseful saga of bad knees, the spine-tingling tale of back pain, and the nail-biting excitement of going to bed early! Strap in and prepare to be educatively entertained! 💫🎥"
New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”
Commentary:
"Breaking news: A revolutionary email opener has hit the scene! 💌✨ Say 'I am interested in bothering you!' and watch those responses flood in like never before. Who knew bothering someone could be so engaging? 😜 #EmailGameChanger"
Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.
Commentary:
"Oh, absolutely! Just a connoisseur of fine craftsmanship, not a purveyor of geekiness or weirdness. 🤓🪚 Japan has definitely nailed it when it comes to wood joinery! 🌸🏯 #WoodYouBelieveIt"
As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.
Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless classic 'As per my last curse,' a phrase that strikes fear into the hearts of email recipients everywhere! 😈💢 It's like 'As per my last email,' but with extra sass and a sprinkle of dark magic! Who knew workplace communication could be so bewitchingly entertaining? 🧙♂️✉️ #NotTodaySatan"
Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.
Commentary:
"Priorities, am I right? 🕰️👟 Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals"
If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.
Commentary:
When a billionaire starts handing out voting tips, it's like a reverse GPS for democracy! 🚦🤑🤖
I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.
Commentary:
Oh, how fascinating it would be to meet someone who is ILLEGALLY blind! 🤓🚫👀 I mean, legally blind is one thing, but illegally blind? Sounds like they've been bending the rules of sight! Maybe they just can't see the fine print in their vision contract. 😂🔍
I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.
Commentary:
"I keep the blue tick on WhatsApp as my own little passive-aggressive statement 🕰️ I want people to know that my lack of response was intentional, and also that the ball is in their court 🏀😄 #ReadAndIgnored"