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Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Just shared via Threads:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Seen just now on Facebook:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Just landed via X:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Making waves on Reddit:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Spotted on Discord:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

69 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

56 shares on Threads this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

17 shares on Slack this month:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

39 shares on Threads this month:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Just shared via Slack:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Live now on Discord:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Going viral on Reddit:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Just landed via Facebook:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Just landed via Pinterest:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Trending via Instagram:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Going bananas on Discord:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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