Funny interruption quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, the silent treatment has reached new levels 😂🤫 Who knew not interrupting could be taken so seriously! 🙊"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

  Commentary:
  "Her thoughts must be excellent swimmers, always smoothly gliding along the river of chatter without causing any ripples."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

  Commentary:
  "Being flexible is definitely my strong suit, just as long as everything goes exactly as I envisioned it in my mind palace with absolutely zero deviations… 😅🤷‍♂️ Who needs spontaneity when you've got a perfectly crafted blueprint, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

  Commentary:
  🔦💡 When someone flips the light on without asking, it's like a surprise party you didn't want to attend! A thousand curses to the light-switch bandits out there – may they forever stumble in the dark when searching for their missing socks! 😂🔆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

  Commentary:
  "Please hold all interruptions until my embarrassment performance has concluded. 🙈💃🚫#AwkwardlySpeaking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, pardon me for daring to momentarily steal the spotlight from your riveting monologue. I'll be sure to schedule my interruptions better next time 🙄💁‍♂️"

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