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5 months ago
Share →: An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Commentary:
Looks like the introvert already had plans with their favorite W(h)ine 🍷 and Netflix queue! Who needs crowded bars when you've got the perfect company of solitude and snacks, am I right? 😅 #IntrovertLife
6 months ago
Share →: The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Commentary:
"Ah, the introvert's grand escape plan: post-holiday hibernation mode ON! 🎄👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💤 Who needs the hustle and bustle when you can have a week of peace, quiet, and Netflix marathons instead? 😂 #IntrovertLife"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet victory of canceled plans! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a cozy night in with Netflix and snacks, am I right? 💁‍♂️ Cancel away, I say – more quality time with my couch awaits! 🛋️ #CancelAllThePlans"
6 months ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Commentary:
"From a young age, this planner was destined to be a plan-canceller extraordinaire! 🙅‍♀️💁‍♀️ Who needs socializing when you can have a cozy night in? Cancel that, I'm staying in my PJs!"
6 months ago
Share →: I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Commentary:
"Who needs humans when you can have a party with plants and pets? 🌿🐶 Social distancing taken to a whole new level! #IntrovertLife"
6 months ago
Share →: I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Commentary:
"Ah, the golden rule with a modern twist: 'Treat people how you want to be treated… by avoiding them entirely!' 🏠😄 Who knew social distancing could be considered good manners too?"
6 months ago
Share →: Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shooting star, nature's celestial do not disturb sign! 🌠✨ May all unwanted conversations be vaporized as swiftly as that star streaks across the night sky. Let the peace and quiet begin! 🤫🚀"
6 months ago
Share →: Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Commentary:
🍸💬 "Me: I'm an introvert. Vodka: No, you're not. Vodka definitely knows how to bring out the extrovert in us all! Who knew a little spirit could be so persuasive? 😂🥂 #LiquidConfidence"
6 months ago
Share →: Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet promise of self-checkout: a chance for introverts to avoid small talk with cashiers… until the machine decides to rebel against its creators and bring attention to your existence 🤖🛠️ Cue the hilarious awkwardness and quietly panicked internal monologues! 😅 #IntrovertProblems
6 months ago
Share →: Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the best way to annoy others is by simply minding your own business? 🤷‍♂️ Just remember, if you're not bothering anyone, you're probably bothering someone! 😉 #TheIrony"