Commentary:
"Having a chat with yourself at the self-checkout? Just remember, even if you annoy yourself, at least you're always guaranteed some laughs! 🤣🛒 #TalkingToMyself #SelfCheckoutStruggles"

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.
Commentary:
"Who would have thought that social distancing could become a walk down memory lane? Childhood punishments turned hobbies – talk about a blast from the past! 🏠😷 #TheUnintentionalThrowback"
Commentary:
"Today's forecast: 99% chance of solitude, with a high chance of zero interruptions 🙅♂️☀️ Embrace the serenity, folks!"
Commentary:
Well, if you're an introvert, your alibi might just be your cat… who won't testify in court! 🙊🐱 #IntrovertStruggles #CatAlibiDefense
Commentary:
Introducing the latest dating app sensation for the bashful and reserved – Mumble! 🤐💕 Who needs smooth-talking charmers when you can connect with someone through awkward silences and shy smiles? Swipe right and let the mumbling magic begin! 😉✨#ShyAndReadyToMingle #MumbleOnIndeed

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
Commentary:
"Sorry, I only attend events by special delivery! 🤣 Avoiding social gatherings like a champ since day one. 🎉 #BirthStoryOfTheYear"
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of finding happiness in avoiding certain individuals like the plague 🙅♂️ Sometimes, true joy can be found in the art of selective social distancing. Who knew peace could come with a side of avoiding awkward encounters? 😅 #EmbracingTheAntiSocialLife"

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
Commentary:
"Introverts: 'Talk more and get out of your comfort zone!' 🗣️
Extroverts: 'Shush it and give the comfort zone some peace!' 🤫🛋️
Balance is key, folks! 😉"
Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! 🏠🤔 Maybe staying home is the safest bet after all! 😂 #Homebody"
Commentary:
"Oh, the sweet freedom of not having social plans! 😅 Who knew a global pandemic would make introverts feel like party animals? 🎉 #SorryNotSorry #IntrovertLife"