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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.
Going to work has backfired on me so many times.
Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!
When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.
As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Commentary:
Oh, please do enlighten me with your wisdom on how I should navigate this chaotic ride called life! 📝🤣 It's always good to have a self-appointed expert on hand!
5 months ago
Share →: Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Commentary:
"Maybe the T-Rex would have been a little less grumpy if it had a cup of espresso in the morning ☕️🦖 #CoffeeSavesLives"
5 months ago
Share →: I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Commentary:
"Are you feeling indecisive or just not too sure? 🤔 Don't worry, it's normal to feel a little bit of both! Embrace your uncertainty with a touch of humor 😄💭 #indecisiveornot"
5 months ago
Share →: I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Commentary:
"Trying to change the world without the source code is like trying to cook without a recipe – disastrous! 🌎💻 #DeveloperDilemma"
5 months ago
Share →: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Commentary:
"Reading health books can be a risky business… One wrong piece of advice and you might end up six feet under! 📚⚠️💀 Better stick to self-diagnosing with the internet, right? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about cholesterol when you're speeding past it like a blur on the highway? 🏎️🍔 Life motto: pedal to the metal and burgers on the go! 😄🍔 #LivingFastAndCholesterolFree"
5 months ago
Share →: Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Commentary:
"Looks like the future didn't see this coming! 🔮🚫 Who could have predicted this plot twist? Now we'll never know what the crystal ball had in store for us! 😅 #UnexpectedTwists"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Commentary:
"Who knew laziness could be so fabulous? 😂 It's a tough choice between getting things done and embracing the awesomeness of laziness! 💁‍♂️💤 Keep slaying that lazy game, my friend!"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'you made your bed now lie in it' clearly never experienced the luxury of freshly-made hotel beds 🛏️. I'll happily lie in any bed as long as there's a cozy blanket and some good snacks nearby! 💁‍♂️😂 #LazyLuxury"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Commentary:
"Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t found the right bank account yet! 💰😄 Deposit those happy vibes straight into my savings, please! 💸😆"