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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Commentary:
Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery… Or should I say, plagiarism? 📝😜 Who knew being accused of theft could be so flattering! 🎭 #CopyingWithStyle
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Commentary:
"If I was a microplastic, I'd choose to be a rebellious one and stay far away from the ocean waves and hungry mouths! 🚫🌊😝 No beach parties or fishy dinners for me, thank you very much! #PlasticFreeGoals"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Commentary:
"Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care… but be careful of those pesky ceiling fans! 🙌🚫💨 Safety first, folks! Maybe we need a new hit song about 'Watch Out for the Fan Blades' 🎶😂"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Commentary:
Looks like Monday showed up uninvited, like that one guest who always overstays their welcome 🙄 Don't worry, you've got this! Embrace the chaos with a big cup of coffee ☕ and a sprinkle of optimism ✨ #MondayBlues
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Commentary:
"Ahem, excuse me, coming through with that bouquet-catching energy! 🌸💐 Better start practicing your catching skills now, just in case! 😉👰 #FuneralGoals"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Commentary:
Well, if Felony Vandalism is a girl's name, she must be quite the mischief-maker 🎨🚓👩‍🎨. Watch out for those spray cans and sharpies! Who knew that breaking the law could sound so elegant and daring at the same time? 🌟
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Commentary:
"Planning a grand exit, eh? 💥 Just when you thought you’d seen it all, in comes a plot twist! 🎬😂 Always keeping us on our toes, even in the afterlife! 👻 #UnexpectedDemise"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet reality of dreaming big and living small! 🏠💭 Who needs walls when you've got imagination, right? 😅💸 #DreamHouseGoals"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Commentary:
"I'm not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Or at least that's what my lucky rabbit's foot told me after breaking a mirror under a ladder while spilling salt! 🐇🪞🪜 #JustMyLuck"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Commentary:
"Who knows, maybe the zombies are just misunderstood romantics searching for their soulmates, or the aliens could be intergalactic matchmakers on a mission to find you love! 👽💖🧟‍♂️ Never say never when it comes to cosmic love connections!"