Commentary:
"Being authentic doesn't guarantee you're a gem – you might just be a diamond in the rough, or worse, a cubic zirconia with attitude!"
1681 Funny irony quotes
Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Commentary:
"Well, evolution might need to pick up the pace on that one and give moms a few extra hands to juggle all the chaos they deal with on a daily basis. Until then, moms will just have to rely on their superhuman multitasking skills to get through the day!"
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.
Commentary:
"Camping: Where you pay top dollar for the privilege of sleeping on the ground and fighting off mosquitoes. It's the ultimate luxury experience for those who like to rough it in style!"
I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.
Commentary:
"Well, at least you're positively negative!"
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Commentary:
"Ah, the rare creature who finds work as fascinating as binge-watching Netflix. If only we could all be so easily entertained by spreadsheets and emails. Perhaps we should all take a lesson from this work enthusiast and learn to appreciate the art of procrastination… I mean, productivity."
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between the know-it-alls and the actual know-it-alls. It's like a never-ending battle of wits, with one side armed with arrogance and the other with actual knowledge. Let the eye-rolling commence!"
Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.
When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”
