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5 months ago
Share →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Commentary:
Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn't involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who's got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of "Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir."
5 months ago
Share →: Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Commentary:
"Job applications out here asking 'how did you hear about us?' 🤔 Oh, was it supposed to be a top-secret mission to find a job? 🕵️‍♂️😂 Maybe they're just testing our detective skills while we're desperately searching for employment! 🔍🕵️‍♀️ #JobSearchMystery"
5 months ago
Share →: People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Commentary:
"Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Commentary:
"Me being my own worst critic: a full-time job with benefits and overtime. Sorry haters, your services are not needed here. 🤷‍♀️🥇 #SelfDeprecationGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Commentary:
"Who knew climbing the career ladder could involve so many unexpected hurdles, like uncomfortable baby diapers? 🧐💼 Don't worry, just keep your head high and your diaper higher! 😆👶 #CareerGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Commentary:
"Ahoy there! 🌊⚓️ Apparently, getting lost at sea was a rather lengthy detour on the journey of life. 🧭🚣‍♂️ Who needs job experience when you've mastered the art of survival skills and navigating through rough waters? 🤣🌊 #SeasTheDay"
6 months ago
Share →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Commentary:
Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
Me: "That I need a new job."

🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion
6 months ago
Share →: Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Commentary:
"Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦‍♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful"
6 months ago
Share →: What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Commentary:
🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹‍♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Commentary:
"Professional Pillow Fluffer: Because fluffing pillows requires zero motivation or talent, just pure dedication to comfort. 💤😂 #DreamJob"