Commentary:
Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
354 Funny job quotes
Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.
Commentary:
Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅
If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.
Commentary:
Dream job: unpaid nap intern 😴💤🛌 #Goals
I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.
Commentary:
"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.
Commentary:
"When the king of the jungle applies for a job, he skips the paperwork and just roars 🦁📄🎤!"
This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.
Commentary:
"Why adult when you can just 'nap-tivate'? 😂✨ #LifeGoals 🛌💤"
To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
Commentary:
"So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"
Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?
Commentary:
"Welcome to the thrilling world of corporate hide-and-seek! 🤫🕵️♂️📎 #MasterOfLookingBusy"
Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.
Commentary:
"Looking for career advice? I'm like a career GPS that only knows the 'Exit' route! 🚪👉😅"
Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.
Commentary:
"Guess there are some real flying limits! 😂✈️ #SkyHighExpectations"