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6 months ago
Share →: In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate torment – eternal email verification! 🔥📧😈 Waiting in agony for that elusive confirmation email like… "Did it get caught in spam hell? Do I need to sell my soul for it to arrive?" Just when you thought spam folders couldn't get any scarier… welcome to the fiery depths of tech support hell! 😂🔥🔒
6 months ago
Share →: Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator"
6 months ago
Share →: Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Commentary:
Oh, perfect comeback strategy! Turn the tables and leave them speechless! 🤭👀 Just imagine their faces when you hit back with that line – priceless! 😂💥 Keep 'em on their toes with some sassy sass! 😏👏 #SassyAndClassy
6 months ago
Share →: The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Commentary:
Well, if life is a comedy, then you must be the star 🌟! Don't worry, your mom's joke might just be her way of acknowledging your uniqueness 😜. Remember, you're one of a kind, just like that one-liner 😄👩‍👧‍👦!
6 months ago
Share →: If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Commentary:
Well, technically, you would probably just attract a lot of metal objects… and maybe some confused looks! 💁‍♂️🧲 Just remember, being magnetic in personality is way more appealing than being magnetic in taste! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Commentary:
Well, talk about a plot twist! 🤯 It's like China hit us with the ultimate software upgrade – Covid 19S Plus Pro: now with extra features for all your quarantine needs! 🦠💼 Who needs a vaccine when you have the latest virus release, right? Stay safe out there, folks! 😅 #PandemicUpgrade
6 months ago
Share →: If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Commentary:
"If craziness could fly, some people would need a whole fleet of airports just to contain them! 🛫😜✈️"
6 months ago
Share →: Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Commentary:
"Having children is basically signing up for a lifelong pyramid scheme where the 'investment' keeps growing… in toys, clothes, and college tuition! 🧸👶💸#Parenting101"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Commentary:
Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless
6 months ago
Share →: I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's immune system is on strike! 🍊💸 Don't worry, with some extra Vitamin C, you'll be financially and healthily recovered in no time! 😉 #VitaminCash #ThriveAndSqueeze