Funny knock quotes

• 

  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

  Commentary:
  📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

  Commentary:
  "Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment 🎭🤔🎶 #NeighborDrama"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

  Commentary:
  "If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

  Commentary:
  It's like they've mastered the art of anti-humor! 👀 Knock knock. Who's there? You should definitely answer, because they've been knocking for what feels like eternity! 🚪😂 But hey, at least they're persistent in spreading the word, even if the punchline falls flat! 🤣

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! 🌙💦 Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! 🚨😅 One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! 🌌🛏️ #BedsideClumsiness"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

  Commentary:
  When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it's just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense

For even more funny knock quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny knock quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌