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Funny knock quotes

Funny knock quotes 🚪😄 bring laughter right to your doorstep! Whether you’re looking to break the ice or just add some humor to your day, these quirky lines are perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up any conversation. Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and maybe even groan at the clever twists that make knocking more than just a simple sound. Knock-knock, who’s ready for some fun? 😂🎉

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Posted on2 weeks ago

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Posted on2 weeks ago

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Posted on2 weeks ago

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Posted on2 weeks ago

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Posted on3 weeks ago

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

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