Funny knock quotes

• What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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  2 weeks ago

  awkward, awkward situation, bathroom, even, knock, privacy, protocol, say, situation, someone, stall

• My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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  2 weeks ago

  Amazon, anything, delivery, driver, humor, knock, misunderstanding, morning, ok, order, sure, us, wife, yesterday

• The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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  2 weeks ago

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• That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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  2 weeks ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bed, bounce, clumsy, floor, humor, knock, lamp, mishap, moment, phone, technology, throw, walls

• Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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  2 weeks ago

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• If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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  2 weeks ago

  backup, enforcement, humor, irony, knock, knock down, law, law enforcement, policeman

• Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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  3 weeks ago

  comedy, humor, jehovah’s, Jehovah’s Witness, jokes, knock, knock knock, religion, tell, witness, witnesses, worst

• I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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  4 weeks ago

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• You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, door, humor, i, introvert, knock, murder, reaction, someone, surprise, think, wanted

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