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2 months ago
Share →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤
2 months ago
Share →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨
2 months ago
Share →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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"Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"
3 months ago
Share →: The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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"Ah, the eternal dilemma of human existence: To work or to nap, that is the question. 🤔💤 Who needs productivity when you can have a cozy blanket and a good snooze, right? 😂 #NapQueen #DecisionsDecisions"
3 months ago
Share →: The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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"Today's workout plan: Didly squats only! 💪🤣 #FitnessGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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"Life goals: eat like a caterpillar, nap like a pro, and emerge from that cocoon looking fly as heck! 🐛💤🦋 #ButterflyTransformationInProgress"
$Funny laziness quotes - I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.$

3 months ago
Share →: I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's attempting acrobatics without leaving their couch! 🤸‍♂️ Fracturing laziness sounds like a productive injury, but dislocating interest? That's a whole new level of dedication to procrastination! 🤪 Keep pushing through, you're bound to find that sweet spot where laziness and interest meet. Just maybe not all at once next time! 😅
3 months ago
Share →: Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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"Who needs expensive outings when you can have a 'staycation' in the comfort of your own bed? 💸😴 Living that budget-friendly life with style… or just too lazy to get up! 😅 #SavingsGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, a proud member of the Association of Sleepy Souls 🌙💤 Embrace the nap life – it's not laziness, it's a lifestyle choice! 😄💤"
3 months ago
Share →: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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"Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"