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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Trending via Facebook:

My love language is being sent money.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Reported on TikTok:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Spotted on Instagram:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Spotted on Discord:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Trending via X:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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Funny leaning quotes

Funny leaning quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of taking life a little sideways 🤪📚 Whether you’re leaning into challenges or just leaning back for a laugh, these witty words will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement 😂💡 Get ready to brighten your day with some clever humor that’s perfectly off-kilter! 🎉✨

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6 months ago
Share →: We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Commentary:
Looks like the spirit of Christmas tilted more than just your tree! 🎄😂 Your wife may have uncovered your secret past as a world-renowned architect. Who knew decorating could reveal hidden talents? 😉🎅
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Commentary:
Looks like a royal decree for a new way of picking things up! 👑🤣 Who needs a bow when you can gracefully curtsy your way to success? All hail the back-saving curtsy technique! 💁‍♀️ #BowVsCurtsy #RoyalPainInMyBack

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Breaking via YouTube:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Going viral on X:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Making waves on Instagram:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Reported on Instagram:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Going viral on WeChat:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Spotted on Twitch:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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