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Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via Snapchat:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Just shared via Telegram:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Making waves on WeChat:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Spotted on Slack:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Making waves on Telegram:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

37 shares on X this month:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

63 shares on X this month:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

34 shares on Discord this month:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,588

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Stop dating if you have no car.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Spotted on Threads:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Seen just now on Telegram:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Live now on WeChat:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Trending via X:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Going viral on Threads:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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