Funny lemons quotes

• When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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  2 months ago

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• When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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  2 months ago

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• Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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  2 months ago

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• Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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  2 months ago

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• When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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  3 months ago

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• Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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  5 months ago

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