Funny lemons quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you lemons, you can't help but wonder if it's trying to start a citrus war 🤔🍋 Maybe those lemons are just misunderstood and in dire need of a good old-fashioned chat 😄 After all, nothing zesty should go to waste! #LemonConspiracy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just add tequila and make a margarita! 🍋🍹 Who needs vitamin C when you have a good ol' bottle of tequila, right? Stay warm and hydrated, cheers to fighting off that cold in style! 🥃😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe life is just a persistent lemon salesman trying to make a deal 🍋🚪 Just remember, sometimes it's okay to pretend you're not home 😉"

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