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  • I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

    Commentary:
    “Turning adulting into a spectator sport like 🍿… Just here for the entertainment, not the responsibility 😅🤷‍♂️ #AdultingAtAMinimum”

  • You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

    Commentary:
    “Life is like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but watch out for those unexpected plot twists… like accidentally choosing the psychopath route! 🚶‍♂️🤪 #WrongTurn”

  • At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s taking the ‘shot in the dark’ approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you’ve got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄”

  • Having children is a pyramid scheme.

    Commentary:
    “Having children is basically signing up for a lifelong pyramid scheme where the ‘investment’ keeps growing… in toys, clothes, and college tuition! 🧸👶💸#Parenting101”

  • “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

    Commentary:
    “Deciding between fries or salad is essentially choosing between embracing your inner child or pretending to be an adult. 🍟 vs. 🥗 Who knew potato vs. lettuce could fuel such existential crises? #AdultingAtItsFinest”

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