Commentary:
"Note to self: Must-have criteria for the future house – no room for an angry man! 🚫🧔🏻♂️ Who needs that negative energy when the walls can be painted with happiness and laughter instead? 💁🏻♀️🏡 #NoAngryMenAllowed"
Funny living situation quotes
Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting – paying rent just to have a fancy spot for your hunger pains to throw a party 🏠💸🍽️ #LuxuryLiving"
The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.
Commentary:
Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!