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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Just landed via TikTok:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Spotted on Telegram:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Funny living situation quotes

Funny living situation quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday chaos 🏠😂 Whether you’re sharing a tiny apartment with quirky roommates or navigating family life with all its surprises, these witty lines capture the madness perfectly 🎉😜 Get ready to laugh out loud and relate to the wild ride of home life through clever and playful words that turn any living situation into pure comedy gold! 🎭✨

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

1 month ago
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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

1 month ago
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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

1 month ago
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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

1 month ago
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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

1 month ago
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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

1 month ago
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My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

4 months ago
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Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Trending via Messenger:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Live now on Snapchat:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Spotted on Slack:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Live now on Threads:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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