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Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Going viral on Slack:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Just landed via Twitch:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Just shared via X:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Breaking via TikTok:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Just landed via Reddit:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Spotted on TikTok:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

71 shares on X this month:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Y’all pronounce it data or data?

45 shares on Reddit this month:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Just shared via Discord:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Spotted on Instagram:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Going viral on Twitch:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Just landed via TikTok:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Making waves on Reddit:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Going viral on Messenger:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Seen just now on Threads:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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