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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Spotted on TikTok:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Live now on Twitch:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Breaking via Instagram:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Just shared via Twitch:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Going viral on TikTok:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Reported on Snapchat:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Reported on YouTube:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Just shared via X:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Going viral on Threads:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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