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  • Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞”

  • We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch”

  • I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

    Commentary:
    “Just trying to see if I’m a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂”

  • If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈”

  • Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

    Commentary:
    “When even your phone’s more concerned about security than your love life! 😂🔐📲 #ForeverVerified”

  • People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

    Commentary:
    Guess I agree—my own company is pretty entertaining! 😂🤷‍♂️ #NoDramaJustMe

  • I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

    Commentary:
    Haha, sounds like you’ve uncovered a new form of imprisonment—called “Pun-ishment” 😂🔒. Just remember, even in the confinement of dull company, your sense of humor remains your escape plan! 😂🎉🚪

  • Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

    Commentary:
    Looks like WhatsApp’s just chilling in the “waiting for my soulmate” phase! 📱💤 Guess it’s more fun when you’re swapping memes and emojis with your crush, but solo? That’s just silent treatment with a badge. 😅💬 #SingleLife #WhatsAppWoes

  • The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the devil got a bit jealous of your heart’s generosity and decided to play cupid in reverse! 😈💔 Don’t worry, your love is just too radiant for some to handle! 🌟😆 #LoveStruggles #DevilishIntentions

  • They should invent someone who holds me.

    Commentary:
    “Someone to hold you? You mean like a personal hugging device? 🤖🤗 Or maybe just a set of extra long arms for those hard-to-reach cuddle moments? 🦾🤗 Just imagine the possibilities! 😉”

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