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Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals
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Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues
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"Taking responsibility like a boss when the blame game is a solo act! 🙌😅 #OwnItOrBlameItOnTheInvisibleFriend"
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📱☀️ When your phone is dryer than the Sahara desert, you start looking to your weather app for some interaction! Who needs notifications when you've got a chance of showers to keep you entertained? 🤣 #DialingForClouds
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"Imagine time traveling to the year 3000 only to find out that you still haven't found love yet! 🚀💔 Stay strong, love seekers – the future is closer than you think! #LoveChronicles"
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"Looks like Bob's friends missed the memo that 'bob' is also a verb! 🤭 Maybe they're too busy bobbing for apples or bobbing their heads to a catchy tune. 😜 Hanging out with Bob must be quite a 'bob-sled' ride – up and down, but never a dull moment! 🎢"
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"Who needs interventions when you have a small circle of friends who are just as dysfunctional as you? 🤷♂️ Quality over quantity, am I right? 😂 #NoInterventionNeeded"
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"Who needs people when you've got the stars to talk to? 🌟😄 After all, stars are great listeners and they never suck! 💫✨ #StargazingFTW"
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"Who needs a crowd when you've got a family size Toblerone as your loyal companion? 🍫✨ It's time to dive into chocolatey goodness and indulge in a one-on-one sweet escape! 🍫🕺 #chocolateoverdose #TobleroneLove"
Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
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"Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋♂️🙋♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"