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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Going viral on Facebook:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Just shared via Instagram:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Going viral on WeChat:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Making waves on Messenger:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Just landed via Pinterest:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Funny loneliness quotes 🤣 are here to turn your solo frowns upside down! Whether you’re embracing solitude or just need a chuckle to lighten the mood, these witty one-liners poke fun at those moments when it’s just you and your shadow 🕺. Perfect for sharing a laugh with yourself or spicing up your social media feed with a dash of humor, they’re the ideal remedy for any case of the solo blues 💙.

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Just shared via Instagram:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Seen just now on X:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Reported on Messenger:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Just landed via WeChat:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Reported on Snapchat:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Reported on Reddit:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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