I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog. Posted on19 hours ago
Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’ Posted on1 day ago
There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Posted on2 days ago
8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single. Posted on2 days ago
Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you. Posted on3 days ago