81 Funny loneliness quotes

• I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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  5 days ago

  accept, acceptance, extreme, humor, i, life, loneliness, past, past life, punishment, self-deprecation, simply, something, worry

• I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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  4 weeks ago

  cliff, echo, friend, friends, heartbreak, humor, i, just, loneliness, love, relationship, right, single

• You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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  4 weeks ago

  alone, ancestor, ancestors, dance, dark, darkness, depressed, depression, eat, eating, eating alone, fight, glowing, glowing rectangle, loneliness, meal, meals, rectangle, staring, technology, together, while

• It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

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  1 month ago

  alone, bed, bedtime, crumb, crumbs, humor, joke, loneliness, sleeping, sleeping alone, snack

• Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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  1 month ago

  asking, babe, being, binge-watching, every, hours, humor, loneliness, me, Netflix, only, relationship, reminder, self-care, shoutout, still, streaming, thank, watching

• The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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  1 month ago

  alone, care, everyone, except, extra, humor, just, leave, lesson, life, life lesson, loneliness, matters, nothing, problem, relationship, self-care, selfishness, solitude, special, take, yourself

• Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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  1 month ago

  alien, alone, ancient, home, home planet, humor, just, leave, loneliness, me, planet, please, return, sci-fi, time, time travel, travel, trying

• My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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  1 month ago

  communication, humor, internet, introvert, loneliness, motivation, socialize, socializing, technology, Wi-Fi, wifi, willpower

• The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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  1 month ago

  being, emotional, emotional state, final, humor, independence, irony, listen, loneliness, love, love song, mind, point, relationship, single, singleness, solitude, song, stage, state

• Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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  1 month ago

  am, boredom, creativity, crush, danger, dangerous, funny thought, having, humor, i, imagination, invent, loneliness, something, think, thought

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