Commentary:
Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
85 Funny loneliness quotes
Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?
Commentary:
When you're crushless, you're one coffee away from inventing a new form of procrastination 🤔💡😂
All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.
Commentary:
Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘♂️🛋️😅
The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.
Commentary:
Finally an event I don't have to make excuses for missing! 🎉🙌
People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.
Commentary:
"Honestly, I'm convinced my morning voice is just my vocal cords practicing social distancing! 😂🗣️🤷♂️"
The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.
Commentary:
"Finally found my true calling: forest life coach for squirrels! 🌲🐿️🗣️"
Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"
Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"
We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.
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Commentary:
"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"
I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.
Commentary:
"Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂"