Funny lover quotes

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I'm neither a lover nor a fighter. I'm a snacker.

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025