Funny lover quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma: bouquet of roses or rawr-some roar? 🦖🌹"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

  Commentary:
  Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

  Commentary:
  🌄☕️🍸💀

  "Good morning only to those who fancy themselves as duelists at dawn, sommeliers at dusk, and ghosts of love affairs in between. May your day be as dramatic as your lifestyle choices! 😄🎭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

  Commentary:
  "Is it weird to say that sniffing old books is my idea of relaxation? 📚 Just call me the Delightful Book Sniffer! If you need me, I'll be happily inhaling that intoxicating scent at the library. 😄 #BookwormLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs battles or romances when you have snacks to keep you company? 🍿🥨 Don't mess with this snack warrior, they'll fight for the last chip in the bag! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It's always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your immune system is all about spreading love, not germs! 💕🥊 Who knew it had such a romantic side? 😄 #ImmuneSystemGoals"

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