19 Funny lover quotes

• The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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  3 weeks ago

  empowerment, energy, girl, hack, humor, love, lover, real, self, self-love, yourself

• Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

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  4 weeks ago

  dating, humor, love, lover, lovers, real, relationship, single

• Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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  1 month ago

  401k, addiction, caffeine, caffeine addiction, checking, coffee, coffee lover, comparison, finance, finance humor, funny comparison, humor, iced, iced coffee, lover, personal, personal finance, point, reward, reward point, rewards

• Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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  1 month ago

  another, appreciate, appreciation, beauty, broken, community, fighter, fighters, lover, lovers, twisted, Twitter, used, where

• I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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  1 month ago

  animal, animal lover, cheeseburger, contradiction, cow, double, eat, eating, food, humor, i, lol, lover

• The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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  1 month ago

  animal, animal friend, berry, eating, enchanted, enchanted forest, escape, fantasy, forest, friend, friends, humorous, i, lover, me, nature, nature lover, streets, talking, whimsical, woodland

• The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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  1 month ago

  beauty, beauty product, cosmetics, discontinued, favorite, first-world, first-world problem, frustration, having, lover, makeup, makeup lover, problem, product

• There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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  1 month ago

  add, book, book lover, book pile, books, excitement, humor, humor about reading, i, lover, nothing, pile, procrastination, read, reading, still

• The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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  1 month ago

  bed, empty, honesty, humor, humor quote, liar, lover, playful, relationship, snack, snack lover, snacks, spot

• Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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  1 month ago

  dinosaur, fun, girl, humor, lover, mood, personality, playful, sometimes

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