15 Funny lover quotes — Wordgag ツ

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

7 hours ago7 hours ago

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

5 days ago5 days ago

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

2 months ago2 months ago

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

2 months ago2 months ago

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

2 months ago2 months ago

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

2 months ago2 months ago

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

2 months ago2 months ago

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

3 months ago3 months ago

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

4 months ago4 months ago

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

6 months ago6 months ago

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Jan 28, 2025

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Jan 22, 2025

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Jan 20, 2025

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Jan 20, 2025