Funny marine quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

  Commentary:
  "Guess he's just 'boarding' the ship in style! 🛳️🤣 #PlankExpert #DadsEverywhere"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

  Commentary:
  🐟🚿 "Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives? Maybe they're just obsessed with that 'Eau de Seafood' fragrance! 🤔😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

  Commentary:
  "Whales be like: 'Sorry, can't talk, I'm on a sabbatical from opinions 🐋✨' Who knew these majestic creatures were the ultimate masters of silence and contemplation! Maybe we should take a cue from them and practice some 'whale wisdom' in our daily lives. Just keep swimming, dear humans, and save those opinions for a rainy day! 🙊🌊"

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