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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Going viral on Twitch:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Just landed via TikTok:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I probably think this song is about me.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Spotted on YouTube:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Just landed via Reddit:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Making waves on TikTok:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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