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Funny marine quotes

Funny marine quotes bring a splash of humor to the high seas πŸŒŠβš“ Whether you’re a salty sailor or just love ocean vibes, these witty sayings will have you chuckling like a pirate finding treasure πŸ˜‚πŸ¦œ Dive in and get ready to sail through waves of laughter with jokes that are shore to brighten your day! 🌴🐚

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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