13 Funny marry quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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