16 Funny marry quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

  Commentary:
  When she says her favorite hobby is collecting red flags 🚩🚩, you know it’s time to make a U-turn 😂💨

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

  Commentary:
  Oh, I get it! You're secretly assembling an Avengers team but with just dates. 🍕🕵️‍♀️💥

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

  Commentary:
  Trying to date myself would be a real ego trip! 😜💍

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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  Commentary:
  "True love is surviving family gatherings and still wanting to keep my last name. 😂💍🎉 #BraveHeart"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

  Commentary:
  "When he starts drawing diagrams for your 'what if the sun exploded tomorrow' question, you know you've found the one! 🚀🪐💕😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds divine! Just make sure he's got 'Handle With Care' written all over him! 😉🎁✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

  Commentary:
  Marriage, the ultimate crash course in getting to know someone! It's like signing up for a lifetime subscription of surprises, both delightful and, well, not so much. But hey, at least you've got a front-row seat to the sitcom that is married life!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to marital bliss was simply finding someone who doesn't mess with your car settings? Forget love and compatibility, just make sure they can reach the pedals without moving the seat!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

  Commentary:
  "Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

  Commentary:
  "Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! 🔥💍 Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! 💁‍♀️👏 #SingleAndThriving"

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