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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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My life coach traded me.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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