Commentary:
Reaching for cosmic real estate, I see! ππβ¨ Planet shopping is the new window shopping! ππ
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Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.
Commentary:
When Taylor Swift runs out of things to say, you know we're just one album away from "Meow Mix: The Remix" π±πΆ
Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.
Commentary:
Pay extra for soothing whispers instead of commercial shout-outs? Sign me up! π’ππΈ
Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.
Commentary:
Here we go: galloping towards doomsday one selfie at a time! ππ±π