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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Sleep well, middle fingerβ€”you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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