Funny quotes men

76 Funny men quotes

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

4 days ago

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

1 week ago

Men make it so easy to hate them.

1 week ago

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

2 weeks ago

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

3 weeks ago

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

1 month ago

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

1 month ago

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

2 months ago

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

2 months ago

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

3 months ago

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

3 months ago

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

3 months ago

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

3 months ago

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

3 months ago

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

3 months ago

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

3 months ago

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

3 months ago

Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

3 months ago

Men need women, women need men. The end.

3 months ago

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

3 months ago