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Sounds like some men need to uninstall their "ex" from their operating system before downloading a new relationship 😂🤦♂️💔
165 Funny men quotes
Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.
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Arguing about Ronaldo vs. Messi is like debating if pizza or tacos are better—either way, you're winning 🍕🌮⚽️😄
Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!
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Sounds like it's payday for freedom and romance! 💸💃😂
Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?
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Too bad I left my ceremonial robes at the dry cleaners this week! 😅🔮🕯️
This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.
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Looks like someone skipped their "kindness to men" class! 😂🙅♀️
Three wise men? I highly doubt that.
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Looks like they accidentally got off at the wrong bus stop! 🚌🤔👀
Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.
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Just here showing these gingerbread men who the real cookie boss is 🍪👑😂
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍
I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?
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Time for fashion justice—bring on the mini kilts and crop tops for all! 😂👗✨
Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.
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Trying to play hard to get when they're already in stealth mode 😂🤷♂️🔍