Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where we overshare our deepest thoughts to strangers, hoping for some virtual therapy sessions 🛋️💬 #TherapyTweeting"

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Commentary:
"Surviving our own thoughts is like navigating through a minefield of 'what ifs' and 'I should have saids' 🤔💥 But hey, at least we can proudly pat ourselves on the back for making it this far without getting lost in our own heads!"

I'm a private person except for when I'm publicly trauma dumping on social media.

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Commentary:
"Living that 'private person by day, public oversharing by night' lifestyle 🤫💻 Embracing the art of social media therapy like a pro! 💁‍♂️💬 #KeepingItReal"

I keep my mind active by worrying.

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of keeping the brain busy by overanalyzing every possible catastrophe 🤯💭. Who needs Sudoku when you have worrying as a mental workout, am I right? 😂 #BrainGymnastics"

I'll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're getting a live update from the psych ward! 👀 Who needs therapy when you've got wifi, am I right? 🤪 #Priorities"

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where everyone's thoughts are on display, but sanity is nowhere to be found! 🐦🤪 #BirdsOfAFeather #CrazyTweets"

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Commentary:
"Trying to choose between using the healing potion or embracing full-on madness like a chaotic wizard 🧙‍♂️ Decisions, decisions… Maybe insanity will be my new superpower! 😜🤪"

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it's getting worse by each passing year.

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Commentary:
"Looks like my Spotify wrapped is turning into a horror film sequel 🎬👻🎵 Who knew my mental health could be measured in play counts and skip ratios? 📈😅 #ScaryStats"

I need a break from me.

I need a break from me.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from yourself is like trying to escape your shadow – good luck with that! 😄 Maybe a solo vacation to 'Me-Free Island' is in order 🏝️ #MeTimeIsKey"

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Commentary:
"Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"