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60 Funny mental health quotes

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025