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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

Going viral on Messenger:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Shared recently on WeChat:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Breaking via YouTube:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Just shared via Facebook:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Going viral on YouTube:

I am single, please disturb me!

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Social media is mental suicide.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

18 shares on Slack this month:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

33 shares on X this month:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Making waves on YouTube:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Breaking via Telegram:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Live now on Reddit:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Making waves on Messenger:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Trending via TikTok:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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