16 Funny million quotes

4 weeks ago
View →: I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.
3 months ago
View →: I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.
3 months ago
View →: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
4 months ago
View →: I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.
4 months ago
View →: My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.
4 months ago
View →: I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.
4 months ago
View →: Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.
4 months ago
View →: I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.
4 months ago
View →: The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.
5 months ago
View →: If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.
5 months ago
View →: “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.
5 months ago
View →: If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
5 months ago
View →: When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
5 months ago
View →: Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.
5 months ago
View →: Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

For even more funny million quotes, check out the next page, if available

All funny million quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes