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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.
1 month ago
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
2 months ago
I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.
2 months ago
My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.
3 months ago
I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.
3 months ago
Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.
3 months ago
I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.
3 months ago
The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.
3 months ago
If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.
3 months ago
“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.
3 months ago
I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.
3 months ago
If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
3 months ago
When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
3 months ago
Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.
3 months ago
Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.
3 months ago