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15 Funny million quotes

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025