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Funny muscle quotes are the perfect way to flex your sense of humor! 💪😂 Whether you’re hitting the gym or just showing off your “strength,” these witty lines will have you laughing all the way through your workout. 😄🦸‍♂️

New funny muscle quotes 👇

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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2 months ago

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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2 months ago

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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2 months ago

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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2 months ago

animal, cat, ear, humor, ignore, muscle, pet, sarcasm
How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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2 months ago

fitness, humor, irony, muscle, muscle shirt, muscles, patience, shirt, wear, workout
Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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3 months ago

anatomy, body, fear, humor, ID, muscle, muscular, muscular system, room, scared, scary, skeleton, system
Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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6 months ago

bullshit, confusion, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, idea, joke, just, muscle, muscles, targeted, training, workout

All funny muscle quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

22 shares on Slack this month:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

62 shares on X this month:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

62 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Making waves on Reddit:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Trending via Telegram:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Spotted on Facebook:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Making waves on Messenger:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Just shared via Instagram:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Funny muscle quotes

New funny muscle quotes 👇

All funny muscle quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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