Funny muscle quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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  Commentary:
  "Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about getting in a full workout during a good cry session! 💪😭 Looks like we've found a new form of exercise – emotional fitness! Who needs a gym when you've got a good tearjerker movie? 🎥💦 #FitnessGoals #WorkoutInTears

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the versatile yet underappreciated ear muscles of cats – the secret weapon in their arsenal of selective listening and impeccable ignorance skills. Truly, a feline superpower in the art of nonchalant aloofness!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal question that plagues the minds of bros worldwide! 🤔💪 It's like thinking that wearing a chef's hat will make you a master chef in seconds! 😂 Don't worry, folks, it's all about the magical transformation that will happen… eventually! Keep flexing those shirt sleeves and dream big! 💪👕 #MuscleShirtMagic

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