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Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Making waves on Facebook:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Just landed via Telegram:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Trending via Slack:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Just landed via Reddit:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Just shared via X:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Trending via Facebook:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Live now on Snapchat:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Reported on Messenger:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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Trending via Facebook:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Trending via Snapchat:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Just landed via Instagram:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Live now on YouTube:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Just landed via Reddit:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Live now on Messenger:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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