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6 months ago
Share →: Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Commentary:
"Imagine Celine Dion belting out 'E O I E A!' Sounds like a farm concert you wouldn't want to miss! 🎤🐓🚜 #MusicalAgriculture"
6 months ago
Share →: Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Commentary:
"Hello bedtime, my old nemesis! My brain and I engage in our nightly battle of wits. 💭😂 Lights out for now, but the real fun begins in dreamland! ✨😴 #BrainVsSleep"
6 months ago
Share →: The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when your watch only told you the time and not the number of steps you skipped! ⌚️🍰 #NostalgiaVsReality
6 months ago
Share →: Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old dilemma of being old enough to have wisdom but young enough to completely ignore it! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs logic and reason when you have a zest for life and a knack for making questionable decisions? 🎉 Just remember, you're not reckless, you're just creatively spontaneous! 😉 #ForeverYoungAndSlightlyWiser
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes
6 months ago
Share →: Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Commentary:
"Getting a new phone these days is like taking your old phone to a fancy salon for a makeover, only to realize it's still the same old chatty, needy device underneath all that glitz and glam 💇📱💅 #PhoneMakeoverGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Commentary:
Ah, the prehistoric pedicure method – a true blast from the past! 🦕💅 Who needs nail clippers when you have dinosaurs to keep your toenails in check? Just imagine the cardio workout from all that running! Talk about a unique fitness routine. 😂 #ThrowbackThursday #DinoManicure
6 months ago
Share →: Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Commentary:
"Oh, how times have changed! 😂 Back in my day, young people were so much older at my age! 🕰️ Stay young at heart, folks! 🌟 #GoodOldDays"
6 months ago
Share →: Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Commentary:
"Swipe left for the grandpa, swipe right for the jailbird 🧓🔒 Looks like the dating pool is more like a pond with those options! 🌊 Who said romance was dead? 💔😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"