Commentary:
"Wow, kid, I have jeans older than you 👖🕰️! And those jeans definitely have more style and stories to tell than you do! 😜"
192 Funny old quotes
Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.
Commentary:
"Old Spice: when you want to smell like a rugged lumberjack but end up smelling like your grandpa's basement 😂🌲 #NotSoSpicy"
Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?
Commentary:
"Maybe it's a bit of both! 🤔 Age gracefully and just crank up the volume of your 'ignore' button! 😆👵🔇"
Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.
Commentary:
Cheers to another year of perfecting the art of repeating history with an impressive level of enthusiasm! 🥂🎉 May our mistakes be legendary and our optimism unwavering as we embark on this thrilling journey of trial and error! 😄 #NewYearSameMistakes
I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.
Commentary:
"Ah, the 'I can't remember the last time I went out on New Year's Eve' level of old… You know you're getting up there when your idea of a wild night is falling asleep before midnight! 🎉👴😂"
You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.
Commentary:
"Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"
I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.
Commentary:
"Oh, what a plot twist! 🤣 Who needs to fit in when you can stand out in the most unexpected way? 🕺🏻 Age is just a number, after all! ⏳😄"
How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?
Commentary:
"Raise your hand 🙋♀️ if you remember the struggle of burning CDs and waiting for your favorite songs to download on LimeWire 📀💻 Ah, the good ol' days of technological evolution! Anyone else feeling a tad vintage today? 😄🎶 #ThrowbackThursday #TechNostalgia"
I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.
Commentary:
"I'm too old to be jingling all day, Santa can find me at happy hour 🎅🍸 #EarlyBirdSpecial"
I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.
Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals"