46 Funny open quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

  Commentary:
  "Trying to catch some Z's but the dentist is out here ruining nap time vibes like 🦷🛌😂 #NapInterrupted"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

  Commentary:
  "I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁‍♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you've got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I may not be able to bust a jar open, but I can flex my brain muscles like a champ! 💪💡 Who needs brute force when you've got mighty intellect, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the chaotic symphony of the modern mind! 🤯🎶 Just like a web browser with tabs galore, we navigate through the endless labyrinth of thoughts, with some frozen in confusion and a mysterious soundtrack playing in the background. 🕸️💭🎵 Embrace the pandemonium, for it is the soundtrack of creativity in full swing! 😅🎭 #MultitaskingMaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My brain has too many tabs open.

  Commentary:
  "I think my brain is a browser from the mid-2000s with a gazillion tabs open 🤯🌐. Can someone please press Ctrl + Alt + Delete for me? 💻🔒"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Proceed with caution when giving feedback to this individual. A gentle touch is strongly advised, unless you want to risk invoking the ancient art of feedback-fu! 🥋🤼‍♂️💥"

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