My brain has too many tabs open.

My brain has too many tabs open.

Commentary:
"I think my brain is a browser from the mid-2000s with a gazillion tabs open 🤯🌐. Can someone please press Ctrl + Alt + Delete for me? 💻🔒"

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Commentary:
"Warning: Proceed with caution when giving feedback to this individual. A gentle touch is strongly advised, unless you want to risk invoking the ancient art of feedback-fu! 🥋🤼‍♂️💥"

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Commentary:
Looks like your computer is having a window overload! 🪟❄️ Maybe it's time to close some windows and give your poor device a breather. Remember, even computers need some fresh air sometimes! 😄🖥️ #WindowManagement101

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Commentary:
"Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"