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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Posted onMar 26, 2026

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s SchrΓΆdinger’s Kit Kat.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

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