Your opinions are not my business.

Your opinions are not my business.

Commentary:
"Ah, I see we've entered the realm of 'Opinions R Us' where the only currency accepted is self-righteousness! 💁‍♂️💼✋ Just remember, my friend, opinions are like smartphones – everyone's got one, but they might not be as smart as they think! 📱😜 #OpinionsGalore"

When we're old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Commentary:
Ah, the circle of generational blame continues! 🔄 Let's blame Covid for all our questionable decisions in the future, just like we blame lead for the Boomers' quirky ways. It seems fate has a sense of humor! 😆 #GenerationalBlameGame

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Commentary:
"Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭"

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Commentary:
"Who needs groupthink when you've got your own personalized brand of nonsensical brilliance? 🤪🤷‍♂️ Embrace your quirks and let your uniquely goofy opinions shine bright like a diamond… in the most peculiar way possible! 💎😂 #OneOfAKind"

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don't listen.

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Commentary:
"Who said ignorance is bliss clearly knew what they were talking about! 🙉💁‍♂️😆 #SelectiveHearing #OpinionsWho?"

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone's got one and they won't stop banging on about them.

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Commentary:
"Opinions are like air fryers – some people swear by them, some people can't stand them, and everyone feels the need to let you know! 🤣🍟 #OpinionatedCooking"

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Commentary:
Sounds like your husband has mastered the art of movie selection based on his impeccable sleeping record! 🎥😴 Maybe he should start a review blog… or a nap blog! 💤😆

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bold confidence in the face of rejection! 💁‍♂️ Who needs love when you have an unwavering belief in your own awesomeness? 🤣 Clearly, some hearts just can't handle all this fabulousness! 💔 #ConfidenceGoals"

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time for the annual "Mom's Opinion Convention" to kick off! 🎉 Get ready for a weekend filled with expert advice on everything from cooking to relationships. 🍝💑 Remember, resistance is futile – just nod and smile! 😂👩‍👧‍👦 #MomKnowsBest