Commentary:
"Ah, I see we've entered the realm of 'Opinions R Us' where the only currency accepted is self-righteousness! 💁♂️💼✋ Just remember, my friend, opinions are like smartphones – everyone's got one, but they might not be as smart as they think! 📱😜 #OpinionsGalore"

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.
Commentary:
Ah, the circle of generational blame continues! 🔄 Let's blame Covid for all our questionable decisions in the future, just like we blame lead for the Boomers' quirky ways. It seems fate has a sense of humor! 😆 #GenerationalBlameGame
Commentary:
"Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭"

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.
Commentary:
"Who needs groupthink when you've got your own personalized brand of nonsensical brilliance? 🤪🤷♂️ Embrace your quirks and let your uniquely goofy opinions shine bright like a diamond… in the most peculiar way possible! 💎😂 #OneOfAKind"
Commentary:
"Opinions are like air fryers – some people swear by them, some people can't stand them, and everyone feels the need to let you know! 🤣🍟 #OpinionatedCooking"
Commentary:
Sounds like your husband has mastered the art of movie selection based on his impeccable sleeping record! 🎥😴 Maybe he should start a review blog… or a nap blog! 💤😆

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.
Commentary:
"Ah, the bold confidence in the face of rejection! 💁♂️ Who needs love when you have an unwavering belief in your own awesomeness? 🤣 Clearly, some hearts just can't handle all this fabulousness! 💔 #ConfidenceGoals"
Commentary:
Looks like it's time for the annual "Mom's Opinion Convention" to kick off! 🎉 Get ready for a weekend filled with expert advice on everything from cooking to relationships. 🍝💑 Remember, resistance is futile – just nod and smile! 😂👩👧👦 #MomKnowsBest