13 Funny opinions quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

  Commentary:
  Using viral selfies as bait before dropping a political plot twist—who knew selfies could double as debate tickets? 📸🎣😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

  Commentary:
  Finally, some peace and quiet not interrupted by life advice from that nosy neighbor! 🙉🤫🏝️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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  Commentary:
  "When the sheep baa, I listen. Maybe they're onto something woolly important! 🐑😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the volume knob is directly proportional to the intelligence level 🗣️🤦‍♂️! Perhaps we need some earplugs for our brains when it comes to political chatter 😆🔇!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your opinions are not my business.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, I see we've entered the realm of 'Opinions R Us' where the only currency accepted is self-righteousness! 💁‍♂️💼✋ Just remember, my friend, opinions are like smartphones – everyone's got one, but they might not be as smart as they think! 📱😜 #OpinionsGalore"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of generational blame continues! 🔄 Let's blame Covid for all our questionable decisions in the future, just like we blame lead for the Boomers' quirky ways. It seems fate has a sense of humor! 😆 #GenerationalBlameGame

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs groupthink when you've got your own personalized brand of nonsensical brilliance? 🤪🤷‍♂️ Embrace your quirks and let your uniquely goofy opinions shine bright like a diamond… in the most peculiar way possible! 💎😂 #OneOfAKind"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

  Commentary:
  "Who said ignorance is bliss clearly knew what they were talking about! 🙉💁‍♂️😆 #SelectiveHearing #OpinionsWho?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

  Commentary:
  "Opinions are like air fryers – some people swear by them, some people can't stand them, and everyone feels the need to let you know! 🤣🍟 #OpinionatedCooking"

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