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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Breaking via TikTok:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Live now on X:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Making waves on WeChat:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Reddit:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Live now on Threads:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Making waves on Telegram:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Making waves on Discord:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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