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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Going viral on Twitch:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Spotted on Facebook:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Just shared via Telegram:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Live now on TikTok:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Spotted on X:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Trending via Reddit:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Just shared via X:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Trending via YouTube:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on YouTube:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Going viral on Messenger:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Shared recently on Discord:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Just landed via Instagram:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Trending via Facebook:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Just landed via YouTube:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Live now on Messenger:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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